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Showing posts with label Top 10 Status Updates of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top 10 Status Updates of the Week. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Top 10 Status Updates of the Week


Funny Status Updates of the Week

Good Morning Cowboys and Cowgirls ;) It's time for the week's Top 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter. Just some info to keep you updated. FunnyStatus.blogspot.com is being visited a lot, thanks to you guys. Having only started last week Monday, we have already received 413 visits with an average "time on site" being 3 minutes, so thanks for the support.

Add your Funny Status to our Blog by adding a comment to this post, or if you have funny screenshots or pictures, then email FunnyStatus(at)googlemail.com

Here's the Top 10 List:

10) Clint pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.

9) Clint just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

8) Clint says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar!"

7) Clint: Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

6) Clint is writing his final paper called "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"

5) Clint is shaking it like a polaroid picture

4) Clint is not your friend

3) Clint is really tired of kidney stones

2) Clint is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!

1) Clint will never put salt in my eye. never Put Salt in my eye. Put Salt in my eye. Always put salt in my eye.

Thanks for reading boys and girls. Please add your funny Status Update as comments. Peace.









Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Top 10 Status Updates of the Week


Funny Status Updates of the Week

Hi Boys and Girls. So, FunnyStatus is a new blog (just started it on Monday Afternoon) aimed at bringing you the Best, Funniest and most original Status Updates on Facebook and Twitter. Please, please, please Add your own Status Updates to our site as comment at the bottom!

Here is This week's top Status Updates:

10) Kanye West would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.

9) Bob's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!

8) Bob will update his Facebook status for money!

7) Bob will never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!

6) Bob is stomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it.

5) Bob is reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min

4) Bob is stimulating his package

3) Bob is not scared of heights…. just widths

2) Bob thinks there are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

1) Bob is “in your face book account, deleting your friends”