Top 10 Status Updates of the Week

Funny Status Updates of the Week

Good Morning Cowboys and Cowgirls ;) It's time for the week's Top 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter. Just some info to keep you updated. FunnyStatus.blogspot.com is being visited a lot, thanks to you guys. Having only started last week Monday, we have already received 413 visits with an average "time on site" being 3 minutes, so thanks for the support.

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Here's the Top 10 List:

10) Clint pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.

9) Clint just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

8) Clint says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar!"

7) Clint: Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

6) Clint is writing his final paper called "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"

5) Clint is shaking it like a polaroid picture

4) Clint is not your friend

3) Clint is really tired of kidney stones

2) Clint is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!

1) Clint will never put salt in my eye. never Put Salt in my eye. Put Salt in my eye. Always put salt in my eye.

Thanks for reading boys and girls. Please add your funny Status Update as comments. Peace.