Funny Advertising and Slogans Status Updates
Here's what we got so far (add yours as a comment) :
John...
- tastes great... is less filling... tastes great...
- melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
- is good to the last drop.
- is magically delicious.
- contains calcium, something your body uses anyways.
- is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
- is lovn'n it!
- is asking... "Can you hear me now?"
- sometimes feels like a nut... sometimes he don't.
- takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
- keeps going and going and going...
- has been informed... he has bankers... ahhh!
- tastes awful, but he works!
- is kid tested, mother approved.
- is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
- likes his coffee crisp!
- is finger lick'n good!
- is grrrrrrreat!
- is an ancient Chinese secret
- wants YOU!
