Top 10 Status Updates of the Week

Funny Status Updates of the Week

Hi Boys and Girls. So, FunnyStatus is a new blog (just started it on Monday Afternoon) aimed at bringing you the Best, Funniest and most original Status Updates on Facebook and Twitter. Please, please, please Add your own Status Updates to our site as comment at the bottom!

Here is This week's top Status Updates:

10) Kanye West would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.

9) Bob's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!

8) Bob will update his Facebook status for money!

7) Bob will never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!

6) Bob is stomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it.

5) Bob is reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min

4) Bob is stimulating his package

3) Bob is not scared of heights…. just widths

2) Bob thinks there are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

1) Bob is “in your face book account, deleting your friends”