Top 9 Woody Allen Facebook Status Updates:
1. Clint is at two with nature
2. Clint can’t listen to that much Wagner. ben starts getting the urge to conquer Poland.
3. Clint doesn’t want to achieve immortality through his work… ben wants to achieve it through not dying.
4. Clint places his boss under a pedestal.
5. Clint took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
6. Clint is astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around tel aviv
7. Clint is hoping God would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in his name in a Swiss bank.
8. Clint is pondering that life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
9. Clint is sure that money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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