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Famous Funny Political Quotes to use as Facebook Status Updates

• The Court made an exception, however, in the case of candidates contributing to their own campaigns because of the rather reasonable presumption that a candidate is incapable of corrupting himself.
• It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
• A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.
• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency)
• If Governor Fields is right, I am going to stand by him because he is right. If he is wrong, I am going to stand by him because he is a Democrat.
• I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else.
• On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
• You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
• He is going around the country stirring up apathy. (on Harold Wilson)
• I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. (when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally)
• I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
• The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the US Senate.
• Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.
• The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.
• He is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
• He who slings mud generally loses ground.
• Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.
• I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out. (on his political views)
• The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
• An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
• This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.
• The greatest thing the Democrats have ever done for me was to defeat me for the governor of Tennessee.
• Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

Funny Political Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter