Thursday, 29 October 2009

Funny Political Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter



Famous Funny Political Quotes to use as Facebook Status Updates
  • The Court made an exception, however, in the case of candidates contributing to their own campaigns because of the rather reasonable presumption that a candidate is incapable of corrupting himself.
  • It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
  • A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.
  • It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency)
  • If Governor Fields is right, I am going to stand by him because he is right. If he is wrong, I am going to stand by him because he is a Democrat.
  • I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else.
  • On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
  • You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
  • He is going around the country stirring up apathy. (on Harold Wilson)
  • I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. (when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally)
  • I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
  • The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the US Senate.
  • Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.
  • The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.
  • He is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
  • He who slings mud generally loses ground.
  • Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.
  • I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out. (on his political views)
  • The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
  • An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
  • Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
  • This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.
  • The greatest thing the Democrats have ever done for me was to defeat me for the governor of Tennessee.
  • Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Funny Political Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Ramanujam said...

There are price hikes, strike follows..there are price hikes again..strikes again follow..

Rajiv Mohammed Rabiha Ali :) said...

`What do we want?` PROCRASTINATION!!!! `When do we want it?` NEXT WEEK!!!
prez no-bama llama

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Antoine said...

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