Saturday, 24 October 2009

Funny and Witty Status Updates about Women


Clever and Classic Status Updates Relating to Women for you to use on Facebook or Twitter

(note: most of these updates are quotes from famous people)

  • In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
  • Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
  • For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
  • All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
  • Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
  • Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
  • A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
  • You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
  • The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
  • My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
  • Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
  • Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
  • Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  • I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
  • There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
  • I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
  • Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
  • I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

why don't you site the speaker of the quote like the page you took it from -
amusingquotes.com/h/w/Women_1.htm

Antoine said...

Very true Funny Statuses

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