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John...

• tastes great... is less filling... tastes great...
• melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
• is good to the last drop.
• is magically delicious.
• contains calcium, something your body uses anyways.
• is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
• is lovn'n it!
• is asking... "Can you hear me now?"
• sometimes feels like a nut... sometimes he don't.
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
• keeps going and going and going...
• has been informed... he has bankers... ahhh!
• tastes awful, but he works!
• is kid tested, mother approved.
• is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
• likes his coffee crisp!
• is finger lick'n good!
• is grrrrrrreat!
• is an ancient Chinese secret
• wants YOU!