Poor and Broke Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

"Poor and Broke Related" Funny, Cool, and Witty Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

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John...

1. will update her Facebook status for money!
2. is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
3. is so poor that she got married for the rice.
4. can't even afford the last letter to update her statu_!
5. is so broke that she went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back.
6. is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.
7. is so broke that she had to eat her cereal with a fork to save on milk.
8. is so poor she can't even give you her two cents!
9. is so broke that she can't afford to be wrong.
10. wonders if she can qualify for a government bailout package?