Clever Status Updates Relating to Age

Clever Status Updates about Age which you can use on your Facebook or Twitter Account

(Most of these are quotes from famous people)

• Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
• I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
• As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
• Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
• I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
• You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
• As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
• As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
• People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
• There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
• I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
• Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
• A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
• Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.