Funny Friendship Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

Facebook and Twitter Status Updates about Friendship

• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
• If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
• There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
• A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
• Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
• Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
• Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
• Friendship is Love without his wings.
• It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

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