Romance Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

"Love, Romantic and Valentines Day" Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

Here's what we got so far (add yours as a comment) :

John...

1. thinks let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
2. thinks there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
3. thinks don't worry... it's not contagious.
4. thinks, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
8. wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
9. says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
10. says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.