Monday, 12 October 2009

Halloween Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter





Funny "Halloween" Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter

Here's what we got so far (add yours as a comment) :

John...

  • plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
  • wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
  • warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
  • will have on his tomb stone, "See I told you I was SICK!"
  • is going to dress up as Kanye West and show up at Taylor Swift's house this Halloween.
  • hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
  • wonders if he's getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?
  • forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.
  • hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.
  • wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???
Famous Quotes

  • Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
  • There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
  • Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
  • I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
  • Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
  • On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
  • This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
  • A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
  • Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
  • I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

12 comments:

Tom said...

Im Hell of a Weeny!

Stanley said...

OMG! Halloween is almost here! Anyone got some good ideas for an original costume??

Elixir said...

Funny. Check out these twitter status updates

http://funnytwitterstatus.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Dress as a banker and take everyone's candy this halloween!

Anonymous said...

I am such a witch that when I walk down the broom aisle at Wal-Mart them b*tches stand at attention!!!

Anonymous said...

Your Halloween costume came to my house by mistake today, sorry I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a cock sucker again I see!

Anonymous said...

bonbon au mort! ..plZ

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AK47 Network said...

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Anonymous said...

these are just rocking !!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Halloween, the one day where I wish I lived in a nudist community :/

Sandra said...

These quotes can be use as Funny Facebook Status as well.

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